LEMME STEALS PAPACY!!!!

Unbelievably, White Smoke curled out of the smokestacks at the Goliath Compound tonight and Dalai Lemme was named his Popeness of the GAWNEWS Bureau  as reported in detail at Leah47130

Disgruntled Gawnews staff and readers grumbled that it was totally unfair that Lemme gets to be BOTH the Gawnews POPE and the Dalai Lemme!   Seriously…that’s total Bullsh&t!   Goliath did NOT vote for LEMME to be POPE and was Staunchly in the Odell and TBP corner (Goliath voted twice).   Anyway….we are definitely be gonna expecteding some dad blasted infallibility out of LEMME from here on out.

7 comments for “LEMME STEALS PAPACY!!!!

  1. Jo-An
    March 15, 2013 at 2:23 am

    Is he against Gay Marriage’s toooooooo??????

  2. The Dalai Lemme
    March 15, 2013 at 2:32 am

    Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum. Habemus Lemme!

  3. March 15, 2013 at 2:33 am

    No…just against rusty trombones

  4. March 15, 2013 at 3:12 am

    Kelley Curran Via Facebook: “Isn’t a 2/3 majority required? What kinda Conclave are you running?”

    Shit.

  5. Brian Coffman
    March 15, 2013 at 4:14 am

    Lemme was schilling for votes on Facebook. Promising to annex the old Tubbys on Spring and build a year round Fish Fry. It seems to have been a brilliant ploy on his part.

    • Brian Coffman
      March 15, 2013 at 4:17 am

      Excuse my indescretion, His Royal Highness, The Pontiff Lemme. I must start addressing him by his title now.

  6. CaboWabo
    March 15, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Being a Catholic, I believe the only real answer to the poll was that Leah was going to hell. wink..wink.

    But, what’s really cool is that the Popeness/ Dalai Lemme can now offer us eternal life AND total consciousness on our death bed. At least, you’d have that going for you….Which is nice.

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