LEMME STEALS PAPACY!!!!

Unbelievably, White Smoke curled out of the smokestacks at the Goliath Compound tonight and Dalai Lemme was named his Popeness of the GAWNEWS Bureau  as reported in detail at Leah47130

Disgruntled Gawnews staff and readers grumbled that it was totally unfair that Lemme gets to be BOTH the Gawnews POPE and the Dalai Lemme!   Seriously…that’s total Bullsh&t!   Goliath did NOT vote for LEMME to be POPE and was Staunchly in the Odell and TBP corner (Goliath voted twice).   Anyway….we are definitely be gonna expecteding some dad blasted infallibility out of LEMME from here on out.