BREAKING NEWS…INVESTIGATION OF IMPROPERLY AWARDED GAW NEWS BEST INTERNET WEBSITE AWARD

We have just learned that Goliath has reopened the investigation into the award that was given to a vile, nasty, photo shop amateur, Bat-Ass-Blog.

trophy3New information has surfaced and was provided to the giant that suggests there were improper relations with GSL and H.T. prior to the votes being counted.

 

While news of this nature is greatly disturbing and potentially damning to our integrity, we will continue to provide you with the news as it becomes available.

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It seems that the relationship that GSL and H.T. developed prior to the contest, played a very pivotal role in determining the final outcome of the poll.

ht at homeWe have learned that Goliath sent out a team of GAW News Special Ops agents to collect the trophy from deep within H.T.’s lair (AKA, Parents Basement) until the investigation is concluded.

As you can see by the pic above, H.T. was visibly shook by this announcement and was even caught without his mask during the raid of his parents basement.

Although this can not be 100% confirmed at the this moment…There is some speculation that Goliath has placed calls to several local attorneys about possible legal action against his longtime comrade…GSL

Several attorneys have confirmed speaking to Goliath this morning but would not provide any detail to their conversation.

lesdustintomwilderIn another uncharacteristic move by the giant,  Goliath has handed over the investigation to a completely unbiased attorney who will be working closely with the giant until the true winner is recognized.

GAW NEWS was able to confirm that a deal was signed this afternoon with Jackie Chiles to conduct a new full investigation into the contest and it’s obvious tainting by local hands…

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Stay tuned for more details as they are available….

9 comments for “BREAKING NEWS…INVESTIGATION OF IMPROPERLY AWARDED GAW NEWS BEST INTERNET WEBSITE AWARD

  1. Lono, Curse of
    April 7, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Wow, this THE Biggest Scandal
    in Clark County history!
    It is a disgrace to journalist and press hounds everywhere!

  2. Lono, Curse of
    April 7, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    Allegations
    of vote rigging,
    voter intimidation,
    and serious improprieties
    in the process for the selection for the award
    have been rampant for some time now.
    The “Cover Up”
    a.k.a. Watergate Style,
    of the scandal are as bad
    as the tainted
    actual questioned award process.

  3. Leah
    April 7, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    Just gonna leave this here…

  4. kfetz
    April 7, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    As you can see…Pictures have started coming in now that will provide some proof that someone got SHAFTED!

  5. Lono, Curse of
    April 7, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    H-T Bogus Award Gate Scandal Update

    As the H-T BogusAwardGate Scandal grows as H-T tries to deflect
    and attack others away from
    the Biggest Clark County scandal like ever.
    It is snowballing as more evidence comes out of the nefarious
    “Back Room” fix!

    H-T with Rooskie Bodyguards:
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xSprT935m3A/TUt9cPK4LNI/AAAAAAAABD8/trYnW4CjqIk/s640/bg.jpg

    And H-T conducting specious press conference
    with his famous “Checkers” Speech”

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xSprT935m3A/TSzzFXaukdI/AAAAAAAABCc/RnyHLtadOKY/s320/press_conference-bs.jpg

  6. The Dalai Lemme
    April 7, 2014 at 3:59 pm

    I laughed

  7. Lono, Curse of
    April 7, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    Evidence of voter intimidation/suppression
    and the continued cover up of the Bat-Blog Award Scandal:
    http://hoosiertaxpayer.blogspot.com/2011/03/spring-break-2011-cancun-mexico.html

  8. hoosiertaxpayer
    April 7, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Originality was never one of Fetz’s strong points he had to steal material from the Award winning BatBlog….but thanks for reading….

  9. Riverboat
    April 8, 2014 at 8:39 am

    I knew it…. hahaha

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