What time Goliath has been resting and feeling very very good about all the cyberwars has been done won

and the many foes bested, including Narvik and the CCC  whether commanded by Grumpy Granny or the ignomius rock brain Quasar (all in one two front war BTW) along come some smart mouthed crooked wimmens that was a former friend of GAW.   THis here Cindiloohoo.  Recently emboldened by the success of her beloved leader, Donald the Trump she now have the gall and unmitagated insufferable comeupance to come on the Gawnews site and start bad mouthing the most greatest and glorious Giant of all Southern Indiana cyberspace.   This willnot  stand!!


So we is here devoting a whole post to this VERY CROOKED NASTY wimmen! First let us recall how she battled with the beloved Abbysnanana on the CCC embarassing the good and glorious causes for which she stood. Next let us recall how she filmed a commercial for Goliathandwimmens but made a point to bad mouth the mighty Goliath even as she sought to praise and not bury him!  Now she has audacity to spout out a big opinion on the Clark County Democrat facebook page vowing certain and unmitigating war on the beloved  GOP party and all its minions.


This is a poor excuse for Cyber discussion and with this POST we throw a might LANCE to pierce the smart mouthed….uppity….not knows her place feminine attitude.   We pierce thee.  We make thee bleed!!!

We offer this song:


  1. February 20, 2017 at 6:11 am

    Hello Everyone! Welcome to the New GAW News (formerly known as Gaw News) a wholly owned subsidiary of Clever Girl Productions™ and newly conquered vassal state of Queen Cindiloohoo. I hope that you will enjoy your experience here now that the comment section has been newly renovated with wit and spark. For the sake of continuity, Goliath will continue on as manager (am I not merciful?). His posting specialty going forward will absurdist humor, as clearly demonstrated above. If you have any suggestions or complaints regarding the site, please post them in the comments so that my headless giant lackey may see them and address them forthwith. Again, welcome to the newest addition to my cyber realm – the New Gaw News! It’s going to be a wonderful adventure!

    • February 20, 2017 at 1:04 pm

      But…but……now wait just a minute!

  2. Abbysnana
    February 20, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Goliath must be desperate for attention. Lol!

  3. The 'Bikerdude'
    February 20, 2017 at 5:45 pm


  4. Southern Belle
    February 23, 2017 at 8:57 pm
  5. "Hood
    February 23, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    The 3,000 Year Old Warrior Goliath is preparing for war:

  6. 'Hood
    February 23, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    The Mighty Goliath has many friends in the Ancient World to call upon as allies in he coming battles!

  7. Guido
    February 23, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    COMMODUS is an ally of Goliath…..

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