Crashing into 2017: The Clark County Scene

Mid February- 2017:  Over here at the Goliath compound the blows have been coming hard as we stop to consider exactly what our new President “Littlefinger” Image result for littlefingerand his “extreme vetting process” is going to mean for Goliath and his immediate family.  As the all and the many know very very well,  Goliath is a swarthy skinned foreigner from what is now partly modern day Syria and partly Lebanon and Israel. Image result for Philistine map Goliath wondering if the powers of the new unfriendly to the Philistine President will drop down on him, Sheba el Al, Little Haj and Tamara.   The Sprout, (see photo below)  presumably will be safe from deportation since she a natural born American and what not.

Then there is the ‘Fake News’ issue.  Goliath having serious second thoughts about the multitude of “Fake news” what he done throwed into the cyberspace mix just for fun….along with the multitude of ACTUAL REAL news over the years.  It seemed like all good fun and games and Goliath always assumed his readers were a relatively intelligent bunch that could tell when he was kidding and when he wasn’t.  But,  now it’s an actual fact that we see higher ups like the President Littlefinger and his minions, KellyAnne and Spice spouting “Real Fake News as Real News”* (trademarked phrase by GAWNEWS.COM) or “Alternative Fake Facts”* (also and likewise trademarked right here).   Such as  ‘the Massacre at Bowling Green”  (very very similar to the Gawnews story of Goliath’s overwhelming defeat of the nation of Norway and, specifically the town of Narvik). “The Terror attacks of Atlanta” and “the HUGE CROWDS at the inaugaration” (similar to Goliath’s claims of massive readerships)  or the claim that “3 to 5 million votes were illegal”.  ( a continuing theme regarding polling done by Gawnews.)  That claim was so contagious it spreadly like an STD to the Batblog when libertarians “Freeped” Batbrain’s last election poll and also appeared in a somewhat muted form on the old and now demised Clark County Chatter.

So,  we figure Gawnews has a lot to answer for.   So for all that we say  “Sorry America …we didn’t mean for that to happen”.


Gawnews has remained largely silent when it comes to local goings on.  We saw the whacked up tale of Mike Popplewell as he claimed to be the victim of “Politics” only to first quit his police man job, then give up his job on the council.  With that much sticky icky stuff going on, you would think the local GOP would play it straight when it came to caucasing his replacement.  But…No…it was too tempting to try to bring in a ringer and, I guess, hope nobody noticed.  You gotta wonder though…did they really think Tony Bennett would not be noticed for not living in the County?  WHOA!


60 Day Sin

Gaw news stopped watching this show after about the third episode of season one.  We think, in the end it was a kind of fun thing…but,  not sure it lived up to the hype of either the show biz world or of the stated purposes the Sheriff gave for doing it.  But,  not sure it hurt anything too bad.  However we have heard that it resulted in some damn weird goings on in the realm of personal relationships.  Disasters even.  So it make us wonder here at Gawnews when we heard a tale that a NEW reality show is going to be done in the CCJail or, as we like to refer to it,  “The Michael Becher Correctional Facility”.  Supposedly a show focused on a participant in the 60 Day Sin show that now works in the jail as a regular job.   Maybe it will be great and all and we wish them well if true…but,  Goliath thinks we gonna sit this one out.




Clark County Democrats

So the CCDEMs are fixing to square off and select a new  party chairman in March.  We understand the contendahs are Josh  “Call me by my name” Rodriquez,

Rodriquez wins

Josh Rodriquez, current Jeffersonville City Councilman.


















Dustin “That’s MISTER White”  White,  and Diane “Non-Toxic”  Swank.

Goliath knows all three and they all have pros and cons.  During this inter-party struggle for leadership (mirroring the national scene in many ways)  it’s natural to have some tough things going on and harsh feelings.  Goliath hopes that when the votes are finally totaled and the smoke clears, that the two that lose will cheerfully accept the outcome and come together and support the party as it goes forward.  I certainly offer all three candidates (or anyone else) the opportunity to send Goliath their statement as to what their plans are and why they are the best candidate for leadership.

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22 comments for “Crashing into 2017: The Clark County Scene

  1. YMC
    February 13, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Man, I sure miss local politics said nobody ever.

  2. February 18, 2017 at 10:38 am

    Yeah, thanks a lot for bigfooting my call to arms post on the DPCC facebook page without even giving it the usual 24-hour spotlight period, as per internet allies protocol. And all just to post pathetic click bait for your seriously FAILING so-called “news blog” with readership which is WAY down. Becoming irrelevant! Sad!

    This means war.

    • February 18, 2017 at 11:50 am

      You has done woke up a Sleeping GIANT!!! Now that CCC is out of the action Goliath free to focus all wrath on CINDILOOHOO!!!! You has throwed down the gauntlet of cyberwar….Goliath is just the Giant to pick it up!!!! YOU ARE ON NOTICE!!!! Also you are an ENemy of the PEOPLE!!!

      • The 'Bikerdude'
        February 19, 2017 at 11:10 am

        LOL!…I said sumwheres else, ‘at …the ‘LOO chic, is a fermidable antagonist!….LOL…
        best’o luck to ya , dude…..LOLOL…

  3. Fishface
    February 18, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    cindiloohoo, I guess because our Nation has been at war in Afghanistan for sooooooo long that tossing around “this means war” is exactly that, just tossing around a phrase. Perhaps you could think about what you are saying and threatening. You sound as though you are mimicking Tweets by POTUS…is that your template? Are you one of the angry Trump supporters that feel they just haven’t been heard and now that Cluster B Sociopath has The Office , you think you should duplicate and spread the Hate, call some names, throw some shade and criticism cause you have some social media?

    • The 'Bikerdude'
      February 19, 2017 at 11:14 am

      Uhhh…..thro youself on yer sword, dude…..LOL….. you won’ win…..LOLOLOL….

  4. February 19, 2017 at 5:43 am

    Goliath – Bring it, big boy. You know I’m game.

    Fishface – Wrong! You are out of your league here, BIGLY.

  5. February 19, 2017 at 6:06 am

    I have been quiescent since the days of the great CCC wars, Goliath… but not dead. You forget with whom you are dealing, sir. But so be it. I have fought a great many cyber battles in my time and have always ultimately reigned supreme. I, too, can command the wind, sir. I have a hurricane in me that will strip the Goliath compound bare if you dare to try me.

  6. 'Hood
    February 19, 2017 at 8:11 am

    …… “pathetic click bait for your seriously FAILING so-called “news blog” with readership which is WAY down. Becoming irrelevant!” Does this mean that their will be wind Voodoo also used agin the Mighty Goliath?

  7. 'Hood
    February 19, 2017 at 8:13 am


  8. 'Hood
    February 19, 2017 at 8:21 am

    It seems that The Mighty Goliath has had to deal with “Witches Covens” before……
    …and it is always messy…..
    How did this new WAR git started?
    Will Pesty be able to go undercover as usual and handle the fight against this dern “Deep State” again? Is “Wind Voodoo” is the new internal threat to peace and security at the compound? It is rumored that they are funded
    by Soros and run by the Rookies?

  9. 'Hood
    February 19, 2017 at 11:44 am

    “BIGLY”….Goliath, be alert…..When “BIGLY” is thrown toward a person, it is a newfangled, manipulated “Term of Derision”, meant to threaten and belittle the target. Stay Vigilant…….

  10. February 19, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    I will admit, Hood, that a giant whose self-acclaimed “armada” consists of a single, pathetic, broken down carp fishing boat obviously has a YUGE supply of hot air himself. However, a mighty wind of change is coming. The “old guard” is going to find itself in a fight from within that its hubris has foolishly left itself open and unprepared for. And this mighty Queen intends to back the Young Turks with all the forces she has at her command. Goliath, perhaps unwittingly (ahem), served to partially divert her first cyber volley in the internecine conflict, and must now make a choice to either send his best warrior or his best diplomat to deal with the Queen’s wrath. May he choose wisely.

  11. February 19, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    But wait! Wait right there you dad blasted sassy mouth wimmens! First of all the Goliath carp fishing boat was bequeathed upon me by a family descending from some of the original Jeff river thieves/pirates what plied the mighty Ohio back in the antebellum days of the civil war. This hear river-worthy vessel has survived many and many a Jeff-Clarksville or interNECINE war the likes of which Cindiloohoo with her oh so limited life span of 70 to 80 years can only imagine. Meanwhile, on this here big idea of blasting away the hubris laden wooden heads of the olden guards of the local DEM party….Cindiloohoo and Goliath may or may not be in some kinder philersophical agreement. But let us not let our agreements and shared principles come between us and a magnificent CYBERWAR!!!


  12. 'Hood
    February 19, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    This way cool! Sorta, kinda like the Yankees and the Cossacks at the UN disparaging each other! Maybe cindiloohoo and Goliath can have a ‘Kitchen Debate’ like Nixon-Khrushchev to heighten the Cold War! Cindiloohoo really nailed the 3,000 year old Warrior Dude with:… “a giant whose self-acclaimed ‘armada’ consists of a single, pathetic, broken down carp fishing boat obviously has a YUGE supply of hot air “……Ouch!

  13. .Hood
    February 19, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    Goliath retorted:…..”dad blasted
    sassy mouth wimmens!”…and….”CINDILOOHOO–VERY CROOKED NASTY WIMMENS!”……………….. This looks like it will heat up! Whomever slips the Rooskies the most shekels may have the edge in this coming Big Time Cyberwar thingy………..Goliath further retorted: …”this here big idea of blasting away the hubris laden wooden heads of the olden guards of the local DEM party”……

  14. Southern Belle
    February 19, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    …..”I, too, can command the wind, sir. I have a hurricane in me that will strip the Goliath compound bare if you dare to try me”…………….”Bigly”………..”dad blasted
    sassy mouth wimmens!”…. “a single, pathetic, broken down carp fishing boat”….. ….”the hubris laden wooden heads of the olden guards”………..”Jeff river thieves/pirates”………. Wow! This is a grumpy old journalist’s dream ! These confrontational adversaries are wordsmiths and insult quotation machines!

  15. Southern Belle
    February 19, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    Labeling the GAW News ….”Click Bait”…is totally awesome! That should probably get a journalism phrase/term award!

  16. February 19, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    Foolish giant. While busying yourself with flailing and blabbering about your lifespan and lineage, you have failed to notice that I have already conquered your land, and my power and influence is spreading to other lands, as well. Look to the comment history on your posts – specifically the numbers. There haven’t been nearly this many comments on any of your posts for years until I deigned to appear and capture your depleted kingdom. I have won both the battle and the war, all without leaving the comfort of my royal chamber. This blog, in effect, belongs to me now – you merely provide me the labor and the fruits of the land, as does any other vassal of a Queen.

    • February 19, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      Hast thou not taken into account that GAWNEWS has done stood the dad blasted test of time? GAW has done defeated and outlasted the CCC, the Katoanon Commentaries, the Oracle, New Albany, and Narvik Norway?

      GAW has a sense of humor and everthing else. But there is only so much patience for a “NASTY WIMMENS” and “ENEMY OF THE STATE”

  17. February 19, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Yes, and you rested on your laurels so long that you became complacent and lax; the perfect soft target for a hostile takeover. Face it – you got vanquished by a girl. HT is going to love it.

    • February 19, 2017 at 9:40 pm

      OMG OMG … Goliath will have to gird his loins and wade into battle. Perhaps there is some truth in what you say. Many months go by with no rivals…Goliath enjoying only the fruits of his mighty labors and YMC take over with his rap music reviews. But this is CYBERWAR and Cindiloohoo prepare to meet thy CYBER FATE!!!

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