“put the camera away…erase the pictures” Then…the catfight. Looks kinda like an audition for CCC moderator.

McGee testified that he had confidential informants who went to the 1501 Club and pay for such things as ‘four hand shower massages’.  The money was paid to the the club and then ‘tips’ were paid to the girls for ‘services’ above and beyond the hygenic application of soap and water.   It was contended that defendant’s Deleon and Kaufman ‘knew all about it’ because, after all, “they got the money” (for the service) and there were sex acts going on ‘all over the place’. Wooo!

The defense’s strategy emerged that the subtext of the motions was that if the State won’t produce the names of the ‘johns’  then these defendants can’t ‘investigate’ enough to learn if  sex acts ACTUALLY occurred.  The State says they got enough with just the confidential informants and the subsequent “undercover cops” from the ISP.  (That must have been an awesome assignment…but how do you explain that shizz to your wife? “Honey, It’s been a tough day…I been down there in Jeffersonville having undercover sex with these hot Jeffersonville prostitutes…” )

More to the point, the defense want to know when, where, why and WHO had sex acts…so they can try and show their “ALIBI” .  (  Ivan, “I didn’t know that state cop was having sex with Mitzi!!! I was at Sizzler that day!”).

One thing must be said,  when you take a look at old Ivan and his wife they don’t live up to your idea of pimps and madams. Ivan’s got a big old kinda fat bald head. He looks more like a wrassler than a pimp. His wife got her hair all squirreled up in a ‘puffed out’ hair do like you might see on ‘the View” and she has these little kinda beady eyes.   I guess it takes all kinds.

Some of you may recall a similar report last fall from the “Fall Crawl” as I witnessed a very intense fight between two early middle-aged women over knitting or something.

The joys of downtown living! Bring us your classiest, Jeffersonville.

I will read for another 15 minutes or so in hopes that they’ll wander off.

If the screeching continues, I’m calling in the Wolf.

We’re equipped to fire back – in the form of a rousing version of this on repeat, at full-volume…for as long as it takes.

http://youtu.be/81WnQ77z3Vs

However, the Sprout is:

anyways, for anyone so morbidly curious…here on Gawnews we present two earlier renderings of Pesty…the original version

  and later:     Apparently verbotten on the CCC.  But…Pesty V 2.0 is still righteous on the CCC here he is:  

Canadian astronaut  Chris Hadfield…from the Space Station.