18 comments for “For your dad blasted entertainment…a terrible tale: Starring Orson Welles

  1. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 12:10 am

    “wHAT DID WE KEeP AS OUR SpOILS?”
    “hA…tHE SACReD ArC”……….

    “bUT nOW, I WANT MUCH MoRE ThAN THAT!”

  2. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 12:14 am

    Ark of the Covenant

    “The Ark of the Covenant,
    also known as the Ark of the Testimony,
    is a chest described in the Book of Exodus
    as containing the Tablets of Stone
    on which
    the Ten Commandments
    were inscribed. “

  3. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 12:26 am

    ….”but he most powerful weapon
    that I know
    is an enormous man”….

    “And who is this Man?”

    “His name is GOLIATH!”

  4. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 12:31 am

    ‘Crest’ was the contemporaneous
    (to the times)
    name of……PESTY!

  5. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 12:56 am

    The Goliath
    VERY MUCH
    likes the offering
    of the Dancing Girls!
    The Rock is hefted!
    The pact is made.
    Deal.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vmFRSlFrTk0/TxBygatEf6I/AAAAAAAAAFY/YSv6FmRJ-iI/s1600/Ionian_Dancing_Girl.jpg

  6. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 1:42 am

    “There is one clause
    in the Peace we made
    with the Philistines”……
    ….”PUTTING A LIMIT ON THE MAKING OF WEAPONS”….
    and stating that ONLY our officers and palace guards may bear arms”…\

    “David, son of Jesse, what thinkest thou of these limitations”…

    http://daniellesplace.com/Images19/swordpic.gif

  7. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 1:58 am

    David’s ‘sharp wit’ reply to the “WEAPON CONTROL” policy:

    “The treaty limits the use of weapons
    to the officers of our hosts
    and guards of the palace”….

    “But the treaty has put NO limits
    on the NUMBER of officers and guards
    which thou may attend”…..

    http://www.illustrationsof.com/royalty-free-people-clipart-illustration-4218.jpg

  8. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 2:13 am

    “The Philistines have invaded Israel!
    Its is WAR!

  9. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 2:51 am

    The ending to the tragedy…
    David adroitly evades the Goliath’s thrown sharp spears!
    David beans smartly the Goliath’s skull
    with sling hurled rock !
    Conk….
    Goliath falls…..
    Old King Saul gives David his shapely daughter
    and the nod to run the Kingdom
    ‘”and fight the Lord’s battles”
    in the future!

    The G lies still upon the tundra….http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x466/msmnohemi/David-and-Goliath.jpg

  10. 'Hood
    December 31, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    This movie does not cover how the G got his head sewed back on!
    How did that happen?

    • January 1, 2014 at 1:23 am

      That story was told back when Goliathandwimmens started. Turns out the body of Goliath (and head) was taken to the Witch of Endor. She had the power to re-animate a dead cut off head person. Which is what she did at the behest of the King of the Philistines. Then …through many and many a complicated twist and turn, Goliath became honored Philistine responsible for new King’s overthrow of OLD king of philistines. Because Goliath was techinically dead for about 24 hours…that’s how he is able to commune with the shades of the dead…J.W. Hardin, Matisse, Greaser etc.,

  11. Lono, Curse of
    January 1, 2014 at 10:26 am

    Wow!
    Who is this witch of Endor?

  12. Lono, Curse of
    January 1, 2014 at 10:30 am

    Found some info on Wikipedia
    abouth Eitch Endor:
    “The Witch of Endor, sometimes called the Medium of Endor,
    was a medium
    who apparently summoned the prophet Samuel’s spirit,
    at the demand of King Saul of the Kingdom of Israel in the First Book of Samuel, chapter 28:3–25.”

  13. Lono, Curse of
    January 1, 2014 at 10:34 am

    “After Samuel had died, he was buried in Ramah
    . After Samuel’s death,
    Saul received no answer from God from dreams,
    prophets, or the Urim and Thummim
    as to his best course of action
    against the assembled forces of the Philistines.
    Consequently Saul,
    who has earlier driven out all necromancers
    and magicians from Israel,
    seeks out a medium,
    anonymously and in disguise.
    Following the instruction of her visitor, the woman claims that she sees the ghost of Samuel rising from the abode of the dead.[1] The voice of the prophet’s ghost, after complaining of being disturbed, berates Saul for disobeying God, and predicts Saul’s downfall, with his whole army, in battle the next day, then adds that Saul and his sons will join him, then, in the abode of the dead. Saul is shocked and afraid, and following the encounter his army is defeated and Saul commits suicide after being wounded.”

  14. Lono, Curse of
    January 1, 2014 at 10:37 am

    .Dang, that G sure has some heavy friends!
    Witch of Endor by Nikolai Ge, 1857.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Witch_of_Endor_%28Nikolay_Ge%29.jpg

  15. Lono, Curse of
    January 1, 2014 at 10:49 am

    GNB Art and Occult Desk
    The witch of Endor
    by Dutch painter Jacob Cornelisz. van Oostsanen.

    This extra ordinairy painting is about the story of Saul and the witch of Endor.

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