Goliath solves Detroit Problem: ALTERNATIVE SENTENCING DETROIT (ASD)

Hood   taunts Goliath. Probly jealous of Goliath’s great vacations and numerous accomplishments in the NEvada desert (squelching a 8000 square mile fire) and breaking the bank at the Harrah’s Casino in South Lake Tahoe.  Hood like to make fun of Goliath’s kindly thoughts to the poor and misfortunate and what nots so he write this here. (Also, in most HORRIBLE way…Goliath now suspects Hood behind surreptitious posting of Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American”. )   Hood say in comment:

OK.OK,OK…..
there then problem solving
Big G-Dude! Uncle Sammy is waaay broke and waay overspending. Clark County, Indiana, guv-mint is busted as well. Chicago is a week away from collapse and their bonds downgraded.

California has 118 cities close to bankruptcy as well as is their state level guv-mint.
“The Golden State” may take down the rest of the county they be sooo overspent and in the tank. The citizens of the USA are overtaxed, overregulated. and over watched (think NSA).

Now, lets start with…. an eAsy pRoBlemo for the gOLiaTH: Save Detroit………

Solution? Heh…heh…heh….  Hood in Comments &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

This here is nasty slight.  The “heh heh heh” is a reference to Goliath’s padrone UB but,  as Uncle Bill would say,  “Hood is a dipshit”   WHAT?  YOu thinks Goliath’s not ready with a smash palace solution?  You is SO wrong Hood.  This here very very simple. First  get all gummit paid for bulldozers in Detroit. The ones that still work.  Draw a radious of about five miles from town center and put your dozers there. Then drive Dozers out about a half mile shoving all the buildings,  ruins, broken crack pipes and busted cars before you. At the half mile limit shovem up into a huge high WALL of RUINATION.  This wall be about 30 feet high or more. It be about 50 feet thick. It be very very impassable to all and many. 

Now, send army of dozers back into town and shove down to rubble ever building what aint lived in or maintained. shove all that rubble out into the Lake. You should wind up with a pier that goes about 3 miles out into the Lake.

Now, you tell everbody what want out…they can get out.  Send down to Texas to build new and mighty wall against Mexicans. Load up the campers, RVs, trailers, pick up trucks and what nots and head to  “the Lone Star State”  YEE HAW~~~!

Now the only ones what left in Detroit is hard core cases, criminals, crack addicts and politicians.  They be quite better off than formerly.

NEXT the crucial phase THREE of Goliath ASD program. Nationwide institute plan for “Alternative Sentence Detroit”.   In this here program life is very very simple. Criminal miscreants what is convicted of serious crimes are offered A. Long prison term in State or Federal Prison  OR  ASD.  A  sentence to live in Detroit for 3/4 the time as the Prison Sentence but there they get NO food, NO medical Care no nothing…they on their own.

OUTCOME:  Thousands of the most savage nasty miscreants will flock to Detroit to live as they wish just….keep it inside the wall of Detroit.  State and Federal Prison will be depopulated resulting in reduced tax burden to the taxpayers.  No more overcrowded prisons.  Plus,  we install Reality Show cameras throughout Detroit and sell rights to the networks …Great ENtertainments to be had.  From the proceeds of the Reality shows and the reduced prison tax burdens….we get the funds to pay back Detroit’s debts.

Problem SOLVED MOFO!!!!!

22 comments for “Goliath solves Detroit Problem: ALTERNATIVE SENTENCING DETROIT (ASD)

  1. Brian Coffman
    July 23, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    You guys are way over thinking this. The Detroit Bankruptcy was not only predicted but it was also solved in the 1987 movie Robocop. Just watch that movie again and you will see how to fix everything. Just turn the city over to a mega corporation like OCP and let them run it for profit. They will turn the police force into cyborgs and all the crime will be solved and the city will become profitable again.

  2. July 23, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    Simplicity itself. Good comment. Maybe we could put human brains in the
    bulldozers or something.

  3. July 24, 2013 at 1:50 am

    I see Hood ain’t no wheres to be seen Now I slapped down his taunt so thoroughly

  4. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    WOW! DOUBLE WOW!
    The Mighty Goliath just hit it out of the park!

    The G-Dude was challenged with:

    “Now, lets start with…. an eAsy pRoBlemo for the gOLiaTH: Save Detroit………

    Solution? Heh…heh…heh”…..

    The Goliath has the solution!

    Much respect, Big-G!

  5. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    G’s step one:
    “First get all gummit paid for bulldozers in Detroit. The ones that still work. Draw a radious of about five miles from town center and put your dozers there. Then drive Dozers out about a half mile shoving all the buildings, ruins, broken crack pipes and busted cars before you.”

  6. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    ” At the half mile limit shovem up into a huge high WALL of RUINATION. This wall be about 30 feet high or more. It be about 50 feet thick.”

  7. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Next:
    “Now, send army of dozers back into town and shove down to rubble ever building what aint lived in or maintained. shove all that rubble out into the Lake. You should wind up with a pier that goes about 3 miles out into the Lake.”

  8. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    Then:
    “Now, you tell everbody what want out…they can get out. Send down to Texas to build new and mighty wall against Mexicans. ”
    “Now the only ones what left in Detroit is hard core cases, criminals, crack addicts and politicians.”

  9. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    NEXT the crucial phase THREE
    of Goliath ASD program.
    Nationwide institute plan for “Alternative Sentence Detroit”. In this here program life is very very simple. Criminal miscreants what is convicted of serious crimes are offered A.
    Long prison term in State or Federal Prison OR ASD.”

  10. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    The G:
    “State and Federal Prison will be depopulated resulting in reduced tax burden to the taxpayers. No more overcrowded prisons. Plus, we install Reality Show cameras throughout Detroit and sell rights to the networks …Great ENtertainments to be had. From the proceeds of the Reality shows and the reduced prison tax burdens….we get the funds to pay back Detroit’s debts.”

  11. 'Hood
    July 24, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    Once again, MUCH RESPECT to the G!
    President Obama
    and the congress
    and all the bureaupoliticerans
    should be listening
    and implementing
    the proposal
    by the Mighty Goliath!

  12. Southern Belle
    July 24, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    I remember when Goliath solved the PW credit card spending problem,
    the TG trash can problem,
    and the Halloween problem all at once!

    This one is even better!
    Congratulations to Goliath
    The Pols should listen up!

  13. Lono, Curse of
    July 24, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    Yes, Goliath always has the best ideas
    for problem solving
    and such like of the messes created
    by the guv-mint types.
    I also remember when Goliath solved the PW spending,
    trash can costs,
    and Halloween difficulties!
    All Hail Goliath!

  14. Leah
    July 25, 2013 at 4:52 am

    Suppose I will cop to the Lee Greenwood incident seeing as how poor ‘Hood crawls out from under rock to take the hit on the rest of this nonsense with dignity and whatnot.

    I take it back and offer this instead as an olive branch of peace.

    http://youtu.be/eH3giaIzONA

    • The 'BikerDude'
      July 25, 2013 at 11:04 am

      (Thumbs UP!)
      Very….VERRRRy talent’d chic……liked listen’ n to her……whut’a shame,an’ gone too soon. The ‘VOICE’…….She had’a great set o’ pipes…….

    • Lono, Curse of
      July 25, 2013 at 10:33 pm

      ….”seeing as how poor ‘Hood……. to take the hit…. on the rest of this nonsense….. with…. dignity and whatnot”…….

      “I’m Spartacus!”
      “No, I’m Spartacus!”
      “I’M Spartacus!”

  15. Southern Belle
    July 25, 2013 at 10:40 pm

    On the single condition
    that you identify
    the person called SPARTACUS!”

    • 'Hood
      July 25, 2013 at 10:48 pm

      Thank you!
      Stand up!
      The ‘Hood That Hunts in a Pack!
      THTHIAP!
      Did not the old hippie bumper sticker say “Question Authority!”

      The Jeffersonville Brotherhood backs the real ‘Hood’s play!

      Watch the vid!
      Cold chills!

      • Southern Belle
        July 25, 2013 at 10:58 pm

        Yes!
        Spartacus rings my Belle!

        “Come on and let yourself be free!”

        • Southern Belle
          July 25, 2013 at 11:03 pm

          Leah……
          Is the ‘Hood really Spartacus?
          Rumors of a rebellion…..

          • Lono, Curse of
            July 25, 2013 at 11:16 pm

            Wow…..THE ‘Hood rollin’ phat wit BOTH Anita Ward AND Donna Summer!

            Smooth!

  16. Southern Belle
    July 25, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    Funky Town is down with THE ‘Hood!

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