Happy 4th from the GAW News Bureau!

Happy Independence Day to all! Share with us your tidings of patriotism in the comments below, and here’s to hoping nobody blows off a limb or takes a bottle rocket to the eye tonight.

To all of those who’ve served to protect our freedoms, thank you!

With the Big G and his shyster lawyer away on a top secret mission, we have the con. Brace yourselves for an exciting weekend of independence! Or people’s faces on things.

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