Happy 4th from the GAW News Bureau!

Happy Independence Day to all! Share with us your tidings of patriotism in the comments below, and here’s to hoping nobody blows off a limb or takes a bottle rocket to the eye tonight.

To all of those who’ve served to protect our freedoms, thank you!

With the Big G and his shyster lawyer away on a top secret mission, we have the con. Brace yourselves for an exciting weekend of independence! Or people’s faces on things.

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15 comments for “Happy 4th from the GAW News Bureau!

  1. Southern Belle
    July 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    OK, Leah, you are in charge!
    “Brace yourselves for an exciting
    weekend of independence!
    Or people’s faces on things.”

    Go get ’em!
    Take over and bring the GAW News to new level!

  2. Lono, Curse of
    July 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    With the Mighty G away,
    there will be no being
    TEPID!
    Heh…heh…heh…

  3. 'Hood
    July 5, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    GNB Wimmens Rule Desk!
    The G has lost control of GAW to Leah!
    Party time!
    heh…heh…heh…

    Time to save a heathen giant!
    Sooo, here is some very good preaching for you, G!

    A Tape of Pastor Motley,
    from the Gilt Edge Missionary Baptist Church
    in Jeffersonville,
    talking about calling the name of Jesus!

  4. Southern Belle
    July 5, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    The G is away!

    TEPIDITY: Gone! Check!
    Mass Transit out! Check!
    Religious sermons
    for the wicked in! Check!
    Patriotic songs in! Check!

    This is going to be toooo cool!

  5. Southern Belle
    July 5, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    GNB !
    Does Government Have a Revenue or Spending Problem?

    Guv-mint out of control and exposed! Check!

  6. Lono, Curse of
    July 5, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    I have to join in as this rebellion
    against the control by the G is FUN!

    GNB Anti-Tepid Desk!

    Expose of Big government Out of Control!

    Get this name that irritates the G:
    GLENN BECK! Check!
    (June 19, 2013) –
    Glenn Beck headlined the Tea Party Patriots’
    “Audit the IRS”
    rally in Washington, D.C

  7. Leah
    July 5, 2013 at 1:42 pm

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    • 'Hood
      July 5, 2013 at 1:51 pm

      L E A H R O C K S !

      • 'Hood
        July 5, 2013 at 1:57 pm

        Yes!
        In this exact moment in GAW Journalism History,
        Leah has organized a slick
        “breakaway group of the splinter faction”
        into action.
        Way cool.
        And a good politician as well!

  8. 'Hood
    July 5, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    GNB Jägermeister Commercial Desk!

    Yepper, when the Big-G Dude awakens
    from last night’s event
    and see all of this,
    it will be def time for some Jager!

  9. Lono, Curse of
    July 5, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Quality Attitude For The Perfect GNB Girlfriend Desk!
    An understanding wimmens
    whom is not tainted with the PC thing…
    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gh_hCeu5Is?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D

  10. Lono, Curse of
    July 5, 2013 at 2:06 pm

  11. Leah
    July 5, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    ..

    • 'Hood
      July 5, 2013 at 2:23 pm

      Yep, the best street commissioner in Indiana!

  12. Southern Belle
    July 5, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Congress Watch/Bloopers Desk!
    More on Guv-0-mint problems!
    Note the script reader dude imitating Kim’s der·ri·ere……
    Second note (for those of you in Yorba Linda):
    der·ri·ere is a French
    word for
    buttocks.

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