Mayor Mikey has again channeled his Inner-Dumbass

may•or (ˈmeɪ ər, mɛər) 

the chief executive official of a municipality.

[1250–1300; Middle English mair < Old French < Medieval Latin, Latin major]
I could be wrong…however I can not find a definition for MAYOR that has any inclination of being a sophomoric-AssBag.
Much to my chagrin this morning while perusing my Facebook feed I found this dandy that Mayor Mikey was boasting about.  I bet his handlers are swigging from a big bottle of Pepto Bismol or better yet have probably all been put on some type of IV Drip to combat the constant state of nausea and embarrassment. sona
Now I’m sure, because he always thinks he is the smartest person in the room, he has already prepared some bullshit response to those that question the true meaning of SONA.  He probably has a variety of alternative meanings already picked out for whoever the person is that asks him to clarify…
For those that may be sucked into his bullshit reasoning for promoting this garbage, It means Shit On New Albany
Trust me when I say that I am not offended by the foul language implied.  I am embarrassed for our City and the Citizens that this clown represents.  I’m waiting on someone to please explain to me how using an acronym like this does anything but form divisive lines between neighboring municipalities.
I bet while he was having this thing typed up (Because he’s Mayor Mikey and he don’t do no wimmens work like typing) he had his chest puffed out like a peacock in his smedium shirt, arm wrapped firmly around his body whilst patting his own dumbass on the back.
I understand rivalry and getting in a few friendly shots at the opposing team for the sake a good competition.  This is part of the fun of organized sports.  But this buffoon has taken it to an entire new level of immaturity…
I hear he wanted to incorporate some of the following pictures in his declaration but couldn’t find anyone good enough with Photoshop that could put Red Devil Shirts on any of these images…soccergirlelephantI guess if those who elected this Jagoff continue to condone his rude, inappropriate, behavior…We may get four more years of this SHIT!


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