Norway defeated

viking_waxe  Well as predicted,  the pitiful town of Narvik has done been defeated and give up the GHOST.  Goliath declared VICTRY at 6:23 pm EDT  on December 11, 2013 after a brutal and decisive all out war on the beleagured and financially bankrupt Norwegian Sea port 100 miles North of the Arctic Circle.

Sources at the front report that the battles were blazingly fierce…but brief. 300PX-~1

Goliath released this brief statement.  “This evening we declare TOTAL Victry over the dad blasted Narvikians of Norway.  Since they was so dad blasted all around weak and pitiful especially after I had wrecked their economy by my collusion with Terra Securities and otherwise demoralized them Narvikians….it ain’t really all that much of a big win. HOwever this just and necessary war proves that ancient slights against the dignity and repose of Goliat will NOT be forgotten and while justice may be slow in coming, it will arrive like the dusty whirlwind one day. So it was written. So it was done”. 

Sources revealed that several nations sent ‘congratulatory’  telegrams to the Goliath Compound, including Great Britain,  Denmark and New Zealand.   With this decisive and overwhelmng victory, one front in Goliath’s controversial ‘two front’ ‘two ocean’ wars is closed.  Military experts stated that this would likely mean a redoubling of intensity of the war against the Clark County Chatter Logo and doubted the CCC would be able to withstand the onslaught as Goliath is now able to focus all his military might against the hapless internet forum from Clark County.

5 comments for “Norway defeated

  1. hoosiertaxpayer
    December 11, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Great !! now we concentrate solely on the evil empire of the CCC leadership I think the Big Q has Granny bound and gagged in ColtsFan’s basement the CCC headquarters…

  2. hoosiertaxpayer
    December 11, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    We need to free all the good members from the Neo nazi regime that has taken over control

  3. Lono, Curse of
    December 11, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    The G’s Mighty War Machine wins again!
    And a big shout out to the smooth diplomacy of the G in enlisting
    loyal allies in the “Just Cause Wars”!
    Former Brit PM Camron Brown
    and current Danish PM
    Helle Thorning-Schmidt
    according to press reports,
    enlisted in the fight.
    The Dane is also a very savvy shopper:

  4. Southern Belle
    December 11, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    New York papers
    unaware the Pres was assisting
    on an op for the G in the alleged “flirting” with the Dane PM….

  5. 'Hood
    December 12, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    GNB Moscow Desk
    Interesting meeting
    covered in Moscow today by
    the GNB news hound stringers
    working with MI6……

    Apparently, Google/NSA
    picked up a surveillance photo and
    got an image of this powerful Russian….

    He had a clandestine meeting with….Pesty ! 🙂–iK0MHTjDzxr5bWrcLSMDmfLs4rwS8jkY93kMuw

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