REPORTING LIVE FROM THE TREASURE THAT IS THE ANNUAL “J-WALK”

2:18 AM: I’m coming to you live from the trenches of the Dirty J with dispatches from the annual “J-Walk” event. Holed up in my Riverside condo, the party has been raging outside since nightfall. Rather than wrapping up the night at one of the local establishments, many have chosen to take it to the street, wandering the Spring and Riverside area drunk and afoot, assaulting the senses of any sleeping resident in the area with an cacophony of cackling, sobbing, and tourette’s-like outbursts of profanity laced with awful grammar.

Some of you may recall a similar report last fall from the “Fall Crawl” as I witnessed a very intense fight between two early middle-aged women over knitting or something.

photo-5

The joys of downtown living! Bring us your classiest, Jeffersonville.

I will read for another 15 minutes or so in hopes that they’ll wander off.

If the screeching continues, I’m calling in the Wolf.

photo-69

We’re equipped to fire back – in the form of a rousing version of this on repeat, at full-volume…for as long as it takes.

http://youtu.be/81WnQ77z3Vs

 

 

5 comments for “REPORTING LIVE FROM THE TREASURE THAT IS THE ANNUAL “J-WALK”

  1. May 19, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    blow them away

  2. May 19, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    My heathern Gawds!! I didn’t EVEN know Neil Diamnond could be that much worse!

  3. Leah
    May 19, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    Today we have a car show. It’s like living at the fairgrounds…

  4. seagull
    May 20, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    and tourette’s-like outbursts of profanity laced with awful grammar.

    My 20 year old grandson has dealt with a pretty severe case of Tourette’s Syndrome for 15 years. It is a common misconception to associate Tourette’s with outbursts of profanity. The truth is that coprolalia is rare. Tourette’s is extremely difficult to deal with on a social level. Misconceptions make it even more difficult.

  5. Downtowner
    May 23, 2013 at 1:42 am

    I miss living on Riverside, NOT…..lol

Tell 'em how you really feel