Goliath listening to story this weekend and in it, one character (who is a woman) says of a town “They have the most amazing spas here”. Goliath driving along in car and mind wanders to the idea of a ‘spa’. Then he realize ….Goliath ain’t got no idea what a spa actually IS. Then he think…but wimmens ALL seem to know what a spa is. That kinda funny. Then, going a little further…Goliath think about the men he knows…and realize…Men do NOT know what a spa is….(unless maybe they are gay)…but ALL wimmens do know.
For example, a year or so ago, Goliath take the Sprout and Sheba El Al on big trip to Orlando Florida so Sprout can frolic in the Principality of Disney. Stay at big hotel on lake and on main floor as come out of elevator was the “Mandara Spa”.
This photo of Mandara Spa is courtesy of TripAdvisor
Every time Goliath walk by this here ‘spa’ he look in and see this beautiful wimmens sitting there and there is a fountain gurgling away and the sounds of soft music and tinkling bells coming forth from bowels of spa. Also…the smell of the spa…which was fragrant and pleasant…and completely terrifying to Goliath as it signify a world where the wimmens are in TOTAL control and running the show in ways that, frankly, Goliath don’t even conceive of. http://www.swandolphin.com/activities/spa.html (that the link to the spa).
Goliath walk by this here a couple times every day of this visit and always it retain the mystery. Here some reviews of the spa in question: One wimmens said this:
“I decided to get some much needed R&R while my boyfriend attended a conference at the Swan Hotel. I booked a Balinese massage at the Mandara Spa. The massage was relaxing and decent. I would give it a 7/10. I didn’t fall asleep, but it was tranquil.
The spa itself has lots of Balinese art. After your treatment, you can sit in a room they call the temple. It has views of the resort and couches and lounges to relax on. They give you tea and water. It’s very pretty.
The locker rooms are somewhat disappointing. There is no sauna or hot tub. There is a steam room, but it was broken. The showers are small and it just was a sort of off was to end the experience. Plus the pushed way over priced products when I checked out. Which was unfortunate. I thought the prices were a bit inflated too, but it was relaxing”
Ok, so…like….wtf is a “BALINESE” massage? To goliath the concept that there are differing types or even nationalities of massage is mystery. Second, the idea that you might expect a massage to ‘put you to sleep’…again..the mystery deepens…but let us now contemplate the idea that after wards, they take you to a room to contemplate art and views and drink tea and water… truly…the female mind is a mystery.
Meanwhile, Goliath see spas here and there in city and town. Frankly, Goliath has a kinda fuzzy notion of a spa being simply a big hot tub sort of thing with bubbling waters or something. But, over time it has slowly occurred to Goliath that it is something far far different.
In fact, Goliath realize…he really ain’t got no idea what a SPA is.
UPDATE: THE MYSTERY DEEPENS “CLOTHING OPTIONAL”
Goliath remembers that there was a spa at the BELLAGIO in Las Vegas….he look at this and discover there is a “Spa Etiquette Guide” which he partially produce here:
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