The Dog Days Are Over

The Waterfront Development Corporation voted today to BAN DOGS from the Big Four Bridge, due to a surplus of doggie deuces left steaming on the attraction’s deck by inconsiderate owners.


Apparently the “Rally for Rover” held last month with the intent of “spreading the word about the turd” only served to rally those already cleaning up after their pets.

How will this bode with local animal activist groups? Does this rule also now apply to Goliath’s chickens?

11 comments for “The Dog Days Are Over

  1. April 24, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    not acceptable

  2. Lono, Curse of
    April 24, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    Is that pic of the handsome dog above with the sign
    a like… bookin photo mug shot thing?

  3. Lono, curse of
    April 24, 2013 at 11:21 pm

    There are unconfirmed reports that the G’s chickens are “free rein” chickens and thus not kept
    in small cages nor walked on leashes.
    PETA approves?
    However, there is a strange tale out there about
    Goliath’s chickens
    that they are ..Penguins.
    Any intel on that
    and what will their “official
    status” be on the healthy walk bridge thing?

  4. Lono, Curse of
    April 24, 2013 at 11:31 pm

  5. Lono, Curse of
    April 24, 2013 at 11:43 pm

  6. Lono, Curse of
    April 24, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    Keeping the bridge clean!
    Thepoopertrator was convicted and is serving a sentence with the poopscoop crew.
    The dog is working with a canine psychiatrist
    to address the shame
    of being owned by a poopetrator!

  7. April 25, 2013 at 3:12 am

    Didn’t take my dawg…..I was afraid the temptation to throw him into the river would be too great.

  8. hoosiertaxpayer
    April 25, 2013 at 3:34 am

    Chickens still allowed


  9. Southern Belle
    April 25, 2013 at 3:48 am

    H-T, pretty funny!
    Goliath out for a walk with his chickens!

  10. April 25, 2013 at 3:57 am

    Is there a leash law for chickens?

  11. April 25, 2013 at 4:02 am

    The good thing about chickens is…they float!

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