The Dog Days Are Over

The Waterfront Development Corporation voted today to BAN DOGS from the Big Four Bridge, due to a surplus of doggie deuces left steaming on the attraction’s deck by inconsiderate owners.


Apparently the “Rally for Rover” held last month with the intent of “spreading the word about the turd” only served to rally those already cleaning up after their pets.

How will this bode with local animal activist groups? Does this rule also now apply to Goliath’s chickens?