The Goliath Personality Quiz: Who are YOU really?

This here test has a hiqh very very high probablity of telling the many and all who they REEEEALLY ARE deep down
on the inside. Be careful Don’t take the test if you can’t handle the TRUTH

1. If someone insults you on the internet you

a. Seethe and plot revenge, including the possibility of hacking their accounts, gangstalking them,
possibly sending anonymous chowder head messages etc.

b. Laugh at what a moron they are to not recognize this is a bullshit gig…hell man this is just stupid
stuff on the intenet

c. commence a long and lengthy and tedious ‘tit for tat’ rounds and rounds of argument to PROVE you are right

d. Call your opponent a “Baby Killer” and move on.

2. Someone you vaguely know and have unenthusiatically ‘friended’ on Facebook sends you a provocative, sexually
inviting private message. You:

a. Plunge heedlessly into a an ever more disgusting PM exchange of sexts until your spouse catches you and files for divorce.

b. De-friend them and forget it.

c. Spend time trying to ‘understand’ where they are coming from.

d. Send them a picture of yourself naked and tell them they will never be good enough for ‘this’.

3. Someone tells you that JFK was killed by a conspiracy. You:

a. Agree and start to wonder if the person is working for the NSA and trying to draw you out as a ‘hostile’

b. Tell the person there is no way to know for sure and everyone has a right to their opinion.

c. Inform the ignorant fool that they have bought into the Alex Jones worldview.

d. Send the person a photograph of yourself naked and tell them they are losers that will never rate.

4. A 3,000 year old Giant asks you to take a “Personality Quiz” on his blog. YOu:

a. Take a pen and start writing and stuff and putting in answers.

b. Laugh at the stupid futility of the idiot.

c. Inform the ignorant fool of his Alex Jones fixation.

d. Send in a photograph of yourself Naked and tell him and his readers they suck.

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Write your answers in the ‘comments section below and Goliath will anal-ize you. ¬†Thenwill send you a bill you can pay it in Bitcoin. etc.,

50 comments for “The Goliath Personality Quiz: Who are YOU really?

  1. The 'BikerDude'
    November 29, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    ?…….

    1. b
    2. ?……uhh…..don’ do ‘facebook’ but…… d…….LOLOL!
    3. d
    4. b (hahahahahaha!………)

    ? ……..how’s ‘at,dude……..hahahahahahahaa!….

    • Teresa Bottorff-Perkins
      December 1, 2013 at 2:05 pm

      D,D,D, A

  2. Pearl
    November 29, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    B, B, B, A

  3. November 29, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    Bikerdude, you are born in under the Star of SCORPIO…you are sane….You can busta move. You got no self esteem issue. Go to Hollywood and make a fortune.

    • November 30, 2013 at 1:49 pm

      Too smart to waste time gambling…focused on the party.

  4. November 29, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    Pearl : You are born under the Star of RAINBOW. You are intelligent. You can keep your cool at poker but can be a fool when love’s at stake. You are the reason men build bridges. You can go to Hollywood and be a DIRECTOR.

  5. Southern Belle
    November 29, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    Yes! The “breakaway group of the splinter faction”
    was discussing the genius and the duality of the GSL
    at a top level meeting just this evening on The Avenue!

    • November 29, 2013 at 9:44 pm

      Southern Belle, You are born under the sign of MAGNOLIA BLOSSOMS. You are charming and have talent. Unfortunately, you are a rotten gambler ..no matter what the game. Oddly, church people always help you. You can go to Hollywood and serve on the Movie Ratings Board.

  6. Donna
    November 29, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    D B B B

    • November 29, 2013 at 9:47 pm

      Donna, you were born under the Sign of BLUE JEANS. You love nature and get the best feelings from natural life. You have a sweet tooth. Excellent survival skills. You can go to Hollywood and be a famous Starlet.

      • November 30, 2013 at 1:48 pm

        You are indifferent to gambling…so long as they keep the Pina Colada’s coming.

  7. Southern Belle
    November 29, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    Upon arriving home to scope out the latest
    of the neat GAW web site,
    it is noted that that the G has posted a
    “psychological personality test thing” !
    ūüôā
    Is this a co-incidence, just good journalism,
    or the passion of the intelligent G?
    The GSL was complimented
    by the super secret cabal
    and then… there is a psych eval test!
    Is this the diabolical work of a
    most secret conspiracy!

  8. Lono, Curse of
    November 29, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    H e a v y !

    9-threats to internal validity :

    To summarize the Threats to Internal Validity are: 1. Selection Bias (self- selection, existing groups, random assignment) 2. Selection by maturation interaction (a difference that isn’t present or observable of a variable (usually a DV) at one point of testing isn’t always the same at all points in time) 3. Regression effects 4. Mortality (differential attrition) 5. Maturation 6. History 7. Testing (practice effects, fatigue effects, “catching on” effects) 8. Instrumentation

    • November 29, 2013 at 10:38 pm

      Lono, You were born under the sign of the BOLO SHARK. You love machines, devices, articles that allow you to extend your will into your environment. You like vegetables and juicy steak. Your achilles heals are your secret passion and love. Clever at a social event. You can go to Hollywood and be a PRODUCER.

      • November 30, 2013 at 1:48 pm

        You are a bloodthirsty gambler. Everyone should stay out of Lono’s way when he has made up his mind to win.

        • Amy
          December 2, 2013 at 4:44 pm

          hehehe

  9. Southern Belle
    November 29, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Lono,
    you have hit the nail on the head with that post!

    Extraneous factors
    are the basis
    that help form
    “alternative rival hypotheses”!

    That is a defense mechanism
    to threats to “internal validity”!

  10. Lono, Curse of
    November 29, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    Multiple personalities
    could provide multiple interpretations
    to the test.
    Sorta, kinda like Draino…..
    or Guido.
    Now , what is your “internal validity”
    the interpretation of the
    video:

    • November 29, 2013 at 11:27 pm

      Nicky Bones and Ally…a match made in heaven. But Goliath cannot get a “FIX” until they take his quiz

  11. hoosiertaxpayer
    November 29, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    1. B and C
    2. D
    3. C
    4. C

  12. November 29, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    Hoosiertaxpayer: You was hatched under the sign of THE BLACK STAR. Regrets, you’ve had a few, but, then again, too few to mention. You are a visually oriented person. You learn through and relate to images, signs symbols and fishing opportunity.
    You fancy yourself a gourmand, but truthfully, your true delight is comfort food. You could go to Hollywood and open a successful CATERING service to big Movie Productions.

    • November 30, 2013 at 1:47 pm

      Your gambling prowess is strictly dependent on how the dealer looks. Goliath recommends always finding the best looking dealer.

  13. Jules
    November 30, 2013 at 12:10 am

    B ( BUT, depending on how annoying I find the other poster AND how bore I may or may
    not be I could at times be a border-line “C”)
    C
    B
    A

  14. November 30, 2013 at 12:27 am

    Jules, You was born under the sign of YELLOW BOOT. Like a Gemini, you are Passionate and Cool. Insightful and blind. Kind and cruel. Likewise, your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness: You love EVERYONE some how…some way. Food is not so important for itself…but of what it reminds you of. In Hollywood, you would succeed as an AGENT or FASHION DESIGNER.

    • November 30, 2013 at 1:46 pm

      Jules, I forgot to asses you gambling prowess…apologies. But, as you might expect…it is in keeping with the yin-yang duality of your nature…when you’re hot ..you are SMOKIN’ ..when you are not….You are cold as 270 below zero.

      • Amy
        December 2, 2013 at 4:46 pm

        Jules does love boots…and yellow (tulips).

  15. Brian Coffman
    November 30, 2013 at 9:29 am

    I am not going to lie, I just did a search for Alex Jones because I had no idea who that was.

    My answers are B, B, B and D.

    • November 30, 2013 at 11:10 am

      Brian Coffman, You were born under the sign of VULCAN. Your geeky intellect would be isolating but you are saved by a broad and deep sense of humor …about everything. Your major weakness is an inability to raise just one eyebrow. Your best and highest purpose would be re-designing Disney World to your specifications. In Hollywood…things would not go well for you….Probably wind up floating facedown in the swimming pool of an aging demented former movie star…DON’T GO THERE!!!

      • November 30, 2013 at 1:46 pm

        You are a terrible gambler. Sorry.

      • Brian Coffman
        November 30, 2013 at 8:15 pm

        Bogus reading. I can raise just one eyebrow. The rest is pretty good though.

  16. Pearl
    November 30, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Good assessment. I think the first film I will direct is about a business owner of a finish and trim carpentry store who takes on an alter ego and anonymously strikes out against people on the internet who he has never met. He does this for years until the city folk start to catch on. That’s all I have so far except I will name him Scott. Nonetheless, it’s a comedy with a happy ending.

    • The 'BikerDude'
      December 1, 2013 at 8:17 am

      ?…….Prolly ought’r change’a name…..’Scott’….?…. bore’n,an’ siss’fied……hahahahaha…….

      • Pearl
        December 1, 2013 at 12:06 pm

        Point taken. Maybe Bruce or Wayne is more fitting.

  17. Leah
    November 30, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    D, B, B, A.

    • November 30, 2013 at 9:17 pm

      Leah, you were unveiled under the star “LODESTONE” You are linear, logical and loquacious. However, nobody knows the trouble you seen.
      Your gambling skills are focused and awesome. You can bear down on the strategic and the randomness and twist it to your advantage so you are formidable on the fields of chance. Your weakness is your hyper alertness to hair stylings and random photos… In HOLLYWOOD you would make an excellent STUDIO EXECUTIVE.

  18. Southern bell
    November 30, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Wow!

  19. Southern bell
    November 30, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Wow!

  20. hoosiertaxpayer
    November 30, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    HT’s neighbor Tammy

    1. A
    2. D
    3. D
    4. D

  21. Lono, Curse of
    November 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    OK, Ok, OK, it is Saturday night and Jagermeister is permitted….
    Kick back and watch :
    http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4735554850064196&w=250&h=188&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7

  22. Lono, Curse of
    November 30, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    Update!
    GNB Conspiracy Desk!

    Uh, oh…..
    Is Jagermeister a…”Germanic” product?

    Does their logo feature
    “beams of light” streaming down
    from a Cross
    onto a large stag?

    “Deutschland, Deutschland √ľber alles”…..

    And a famous local Giant,
    and noted journalist,
    known as Goliath,
    reportedly likes to consume
    the chilled German libation of
    Jagermeister….

    http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4551691616846659&w=154&h=167&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7
    and
    http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4716429368690446&w=334&h=188&c=7&rs=1&pid=1.7

  23. Lono, Curse of
    November 30, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Jägermeister
    (/ňąje…™…°…ôrma…™st…ôr/ YAY-g…ôr-my-st…ôr,
    German: [ňąj…õňź…°…źňĆma…™st…ź]) is a German 70-proof (35% abv) digestif[1] made with 56 herbs and spices. It is the flagship product of Mast-J√§germeister SE, headquartered in Wolfenb√ľttel, south of Braunschweig, Lower Saxony, Germany.

  24. Lono, Curse of
    November 30, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    “G√∂ring-Schnaps”.

    GNB Conspiracy Desk Update!

    http://10.be.netcentric.be/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/JAGERMEISTER.jpg

    The term Jägermeister has existed as a job title for many centuries.
    It was redefined in 1934
    in the new Reichsjagdgesetz
    (Imperial Hunting Law).
    The term was applied to senior foresters and gamekeepers
    in the German civil service,
    and Hermann Göring
    was appointed Reichsjägermeister (Imperial Gamekeeper).

    Thus, when Jägermeister was introduced in 1935,
    its name was already familiar to Germans‚ÄĒit was sometimes called “G√∂ring-Schnaps”.

  25. Southern Belle
    November 30, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    I have to say that the G’s test and this discussion are refreshing!
    The questions and answers
    and the discussion is fun!
    (I just checked out the rival CCC
    and it is really dull.)

    Nice re par tee !

    noun

    1. a quick, witty reply.

    2. conversation full of such replies.

    3. skill in making such replies.

    Synonyms
    2. banter, sparring, fencing.

    • The 'BikerDude'
      December 1, 2013 at 8:21 am

      ” (I just checked out the rival CCC
      and it is really dull.) ”

      At’s cuzz i ain’ log’d in much lately…….rec’n I’a have ta stir it up…….hahahahahahahaha……….

  26. YMC
    December 1, 2013 at 10:22 am

    1. C
    2. C
    3. C
    4. B

    • December 1, 2013 at 12:57 pm

      YMC: Born under the star of AFRICA, you, secretly, are quite muscially inclined. You like to sing in the shower and in the car when no one is looking. But, mortally afraid of displaying this talent. Penetrating insight in everything but yourself. Judgmental, but, saved by an innate sense of decency and fairness. Gambling is in your very DNA …you cannot be made a fool at the tables. In Hollywood you would be the leader of, but not the principal of, an ENTOURAGE.

  27. Southern Belle
    December 1, 2013 at 11:42 am

    GNB Psychology Desk Update!

    The G’s psychology test thread
    is working well
    with the Russian site Pravda.ru.

    “Women look at each other with men’s eyes”

    http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex/21-11-2013/126204-women_men-0/

  28. Southern Belle
    December 1, 2013 at 11:46 am

    “objectifying gaze.”

    “Scientists
    have long been interested
    in the so-called phenomenon
    of “objectifying gaze.”

    They assume that BOTH men and women
    when first looking at each other
    perform some sort of mental “analysis”…..

  29. Southern Belle
    December 1, 2013 at 11:49 am

    “The theory that men first assess women
    based on their figure
    has been repeatedly confirmed.

    However,
    it turns out that women look at each other the same way.

    A group of psychologists
    from the University of Nebraska (Lincoln, USA)
    led by Sarah Gervais
    concluded that
    women assess the appearance of other women
    from the point of view of men.

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