The Mysteries of Wimmens

We all knows very very well what and how wimmens is quite the mysterious creatures. Plus,  not only is they mysterious…they actually ENJOYS being mysterious.  Just this weekend,  Goliath ask Sheba El Al  and very straight forward questions….something like,   “Are you going over to visit your friend Alice this afternoon?”  But, instead of a simple “yes or no” or even “Maybe” …here is the answer what Goliath gets:  “I am having trouble getting this printer to work off of my computer. Do you think it will make fifteen copies?  My mother is at the theater this afternoon.  She said something about dinner with us tonight.  Do you feel like Sushi”

“What?”

“I know we had Sushi last Saturday but I kinda feel like Sushi”

“I was going to take Sprout for a bike ride if you are going to Alices? Are you going to Alices?”

“Mom didn’t care for Sushi last time we took her but I think she’s re-thinking that and wants to try it again.  My brother told her about a new place”.

“Fine.  Are you going to Alices?”

“Why are you wearing THOSE gloves?”

“I am wearing these gloves because the handgrips on the bike are kinda sticky but,  I just was wondering whether you are going to Alices”

“Does the Sprout have her helmet?  Make sure she wears a helmet if you want to take a bike ride.”

 

10 comments for “The Mysteries of Wimmens

  1. Southern Belle
    March 17, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Reminds me of the question when the G was going to the grocery:
    “Do you want salmon?”

    • Jules
      March 17, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me. 🙂 Did you have sushi by the way??

      • March 17, 2013 at 5:48 pm

        Jules…yes.. OF COURSE we had Sushi!!! Remember the JULES in Pulp Fiction? “My girlfriend is a vegetarian…which pretty much makes me a vegetarian” Jules

        • Jules
          March 17, 2013 at 7:30 pm

          Ah yes!! 🙂 It was a stupid question wasn’t it??!!

  2. Teresa Bottorff Perkins
    March 18, 2013 at 2:14 am

    I like suschi

  3. Teresa Bottorff Perkins
    March 18, 2013 at 2:15 am

    Sushi too

  4. Brian Coffman
    March 18, 2013 at 5:23 am

    Did she go visit Alice?

  5. March 18, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Yes. Apparently, as I was permitted to go for a bike ride….and saw Teresa Perkins!

  6. Leah
    March 18, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Our beloved Popestress.

  7. March 23, 2013 at 2:53 am

    Because I was too busy blogging.

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