The top TEN creepiest pop songs

1.  “Go away little girl”  Even as a kid, and even with the juvenile Donny Osmond singing it you still knew this song was sick, wrong and disgusting.

2.   “Hello Darlin”   The greasy Conway Twitty talking to his ex-girlfriend and it’s stalker city.

3. “Torn between two lovers” First, lets, get to the fact this melody is the smarmiest and sickliest ever recorded. Second, the song lets us know she DIDN’T have to confess this…she has decided to lay out maximum damage. Third, the SICK stab to the first lover, that her ‘new’ lover can get to “this empty place inside of me that only he can fill”. Whoa, any guy hears that knows exactly what that means…he’s ‘more endowed’ than I am. What a beeotch! And…creepy to tell it and sing it. Then she expects him to say it’s ‘ok’ and stick around. What a creep.

4. “Don’t stand so close to me” A teacher can’t keep his mind off his student. CREEPY.

5. “Having my baby” “oh the seed inside you baby do ya feel it growin” …ok that’s enough.

6. “Superstar” Karen Carpenter channels the weirdest stalker fan. Add to it her own insanity…now we have a really creepy song.

7. “In Dreams” or “Candy Colored Clown” Even if you don’t suffer from Colourophobia…you would be properly creeped out by this. But certainly after David Lynch, an afficiando of the Creepy…featured this tune in “Blue Velvet” he permanenty placed it in the pantheon of creepy.

8. “Teddy Bear” A little crippled boy. The nauseau ensues.

9. “Stand by Your Man” “sometimes it’s hard to be a woman” Yeah….really. Of course, she wound up divorcing his ass.

10. “The Grand Tour” Considered by some, including Randy Travis, as the greatest Country song. But also a portrait of a self centered male chauvinist pig who still doesn’t get that its really NOT all about him …even after she leaves him high and dry.

5 comments for “The top TEN creepiest pop songs

  1. Ray
    May 11, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    I would have yummy, yummy, yummy, ( I have love in my tummy) by the 1910 Fruit Gum Company as the creepiest song ever. I was in my mid teens and my girlfriend was a couple of years younger. She and her girlfriends were always singing the song and she most certainly knew its meaning. Yes she was a dirty girl!!! Even at my tender age I thought the song was sick. Her other favorite sick song was Young Girl by Gary Pucket. Talk about an ode to a pervert!

  2. Southern Belle
    June 15, 2015 at 9:46 am

    GNB Mystery Desk
    Mighty G,
    guess which one of these songs was candidate HRC’s favorite?
    You would be surprised and have possibly
    culturally judged one of her fav song’s…..
    I am told that she likes to listen to it after a long day of campaigning/fund raising/foundation cash gathering….

  3. 'Hood
    June 15, 2015 at 9:52 am

  4. 'Hood
    June 15, 2015 at 10:01 am

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  5. 'Hood
    June 15, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Jeffersonville’s prosperity!
    There is some great music out there!
    However, beware of the ‘smiling faces’…
    ……”Jealousy. Misery. Envy”……
    that are against Jeffersonville….
    The GAW News Bureau is on the job.

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