24 comments for “This will freak you out

  1. 'Hood
    December 25, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    Yep.
    Esoteric.
    January 14th.
    The GNB stringers MUST go…..
    “Only 7-1/2 minutes long; this production is chock-full of esoteric and occult symbolism. It will probably have your head spinning after watching it the first time. You’ll likely be wondering, “What in the world did I just see?!?”
    Click on
    :http://www.louisvilleesotericsociety.com/

  2. YMC
    December 25, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    G done found the strangest thing on the internet.

    • December 25, 2013 at 1:45 pm

      Yes.

    • 'Hood
      December 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm

      YMC,
      the
      Tepid
      will
      fear
      to
      tread!

      Clear your schedule
      for Janauary14, 2014.
      The door “locks electronically”
      at 6:30 PM for the meeting
      at the Masonic Hall…….
      The Never Tepid GNB stringers
      are going to the Louisville Esoteric Society meeting…..
      Click on the website:
      :http://www.louisvilleesotericsociety.com/

      • Southern Belle
        December 25, 2013 at 3:49 pm

        Notice to all sincere seekers”….

        (Gulp…
        will there be, like, live sacrifices and such ……)

        “After entering those lower-level double-doors, you take a left down a long hallway. The theater room is on the left immediately after The Bistro – a small buffet-style eatery. Join us early for a bite to eat! The discussion sessions begin promptly at 6:30 PM and are limited to the first 30 people to arrive. See you there!

        NOTE: Because The Bistro eatery closes at 6:30 PM, the exterior doors are timed by the Masonic Homes to automatically lock at 6:30 PM. The meeting starts promptly at that time. To minimize presentation disruptions, no late entries will be allowed. Space is limited to the first 30 attendees, so arrive early.”

        • Southern Belle
          December 25, 2013 at 3:50 pm

          Leah….you won’t be too tepid to go,
          will you?
          I will make the meeting if you go.

          • Lono, Curse of
            December 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm

            Maybe, Fetz and H-T could take brother Quasar as their personal guest….

  3. YMC
    December 25, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Santa came!

  4. Leah
    December 25, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Dafuq…

    • Lono, Curse of
      December 25, 2013 at 5:00 pm

      Leah posted “Dafuq”.
      For those of you in Yorba Linda, we will define:

      da-fuq

      ….”a shortened term of the colloquialism ‘what the ****’ “. …,
      .
      ……”An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms.”

    • Southern Belle
      December 25, 2013 at 5:26 pm

      Gulp….The deeper I read,
      the more scary it becomes….
      Where does the G get this stuff?

  5. Southern Belle
    December 25, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    “Tabula Smaragdina Hermetis”

    “The symbol entitled
    ‘Tabula Smaragdina Hermetis’
    is considered
    the alchemists’
    most
    sacred
    text.”

    Alchemists?
    Secret meetings in Lou-vulle?
    January 14, 2014.

    Masonic ….rituals?
    Goats?
    The GAW’s well respected Ancient Writer’s Guild
    a.k.a. The Goliath News Bureau
    is going ?
    What has the G stumbled upon……

  6. Leah
    December 25, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    Well whatever the hell this is, it sure beats a week’s worth of butthurt diatribes covering internet squabbles on the CCC….

    • Southern Belle
      December 25, 2013 at 7:06 pm

      KEEP the GAW Esoteric!!!

      Hmmmm……

      This is really not all that confusing…..
      it is a good story for all of us
      to appreciate!

      The PATH the G took to posting
      this really entertaining unique/weird video
      was one of
      “healing and recovery and such”…..

      Sometimes the Holidays
      are a little overwhelming….

      • Lono, Curse of
        December 25, 2013 at 7:09 pm

        Thank you G !

  7. Southern Belle
    December 25, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    The Path.
    First the G posted the “depressing mass killings of the 20Th Century
    thing….”The Horror of the last century”.
    (After all 3,000 years of war among the guv-mints can depress even a giant!)

    The G was expressing his well reasoned and deep concern
    for the horrid social mores and behaviors
    of the evil guv-mints what offed all those peoples.
    The G watched some motivational vids
    about The Magnificent 7,
    Patton, The Beach Boys,
    Duck The Halls ( surely a G favorite!),
    plus the oh-so-fun
    ‘Santa Baby’!
    The Christmas Spirit retuned to the G !

  8. Southern Belle
    December 25, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    The newly inspired G then penned
    the excellent
    Scrooge Recovery At Christmas Story
    entitled:

    ‘Goliath’s Xmas Tale: a Christmas Carol’

  9. Southern Belle
    December 25, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    Suddenly to the G’s consternation,
    a most troublesome/dogged
    “breakaway faction”
    of the notorious ‘splinter group’
    posted about the dang
    ACA health care secret taxes
    on “subsidies”….

    The G with nothing but good intent for the unwashed
    in his giant heart put a big SMACKDOWN
    the irritating/uncooperative
    ‘upstart breakaway faction’.
    Censor the upstarts!

  10. Southern Belle
    December 25, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    The Path (continued).

    However, the G is always open
    to the thoughts of others
    and encourages
    their right of free expression.
    (Even if he feels they are quite befuddled.)

    Suddenly, a just-in-the-nick-of-time
    anonymous ‘esoteric’ plea
    was posted.

    The G, being the wise
    and gifted leader
    of the
    GNB Ancient Writers Guild,
    then brought forth the vid
    from the esoteric video
    for the GAW (and rival CCC)
    readers!

    Go ‘Toons!

  11. Lono, Curse of
    December 25, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    Wow!
    Dude, that is quite an entertaining yarn you spun!
    I like it!

    The GNB Ancient Writers Guild
    is superb!

    I can’t wait till some CCC type
    says “they don’t get it”!
    A morality story set at Christmas with neat segments!
    Ernie Pyle AND Hemingway
    would be impressed!

  12. Southern Belle
    December 26, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    “The Christmas Spirit retuned to the G !”

    Wow!
    GNB Christmas Spirit Update!
    The G’s therapy has worked so well that
    sources for the vaunted GNB are reporting
    that the G hissself
    may have actually been singing and caroling!

  13. Lono, Curse of
    December 26, 2013 at 1:35 pm

  14. Lono, Curse of
    December 26, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    The GNB has held up under close inspection by the NSA, etc.:
    http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/obama-getty.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1

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