TROPHY-GATE 2014…KFETZ APPOINTED SPECIAL PROSECUTOR

04.18.14

JEFFERSONVILLE, IN. (GAW NEWS) — A special prosecutor has been named to lead the investigation  of TROPHY-GATE

 

Friday morning, Goliath announced that GAW NEWS Stringer, & former 3rd District City Councilman KFetz, has been appointed as Special Prosecutor.
Kfetz

 

The appointment follows a recent order from the GAW NEWS Board of Stringers, disqualifying GSL from any further involvement in the investigation.

 

Goliath issued a new post applauding the actions taken by Quasar of the CCC in a move that locked down a rogue thread started by  PESTY  V.2 after receiving multiple complaints related to an allegation of impropriety surrounding the motive for said poll.

 

In another unexpected move this morning, GOLIATH announced he would be stepping down as Director of GAW NEWS pending the findings from the investigation.goliath

Before departing the compound, GOLIATH was seen providing last minute details to newly appointed Interim Director Leah Farris.

leahFetz confirmed that no formal charges have been filed in the investigation that previously was being led by GSL.  

Offering very limited details into his plan, Fetz only comment was as follows:

At this point, we are gathering and preserving as much evidence as possible. We have already uncovered several failed attempts to manipulate, destroy, and taint evidence that we believe will provide proof of a devastating cover-up by the previous investigation team”

Fetz also offered the following account of his conversation with Goliath prior to his departure from the compound:

“When I spoke with Goliath this morning he told me that I must pursue this investigation of Trophy-Gate even if it leads all the way up to Goliath himself… He added that he maintains his innocence in the matter but requires me to leave no stone un-turned”

 

An official hearing has been set for April 21 at 9:30 a.m.

 

 

 

 

 

5 comments for “TROPHY-GATE 2014…KFETZ APPOINTED SPECIAL PROSECUTOR

  1. Lono, Curse of
    April 18, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    F-Fetz
    has the integrity and ability
    to solve this lingering and embarrassing scandal of Goliath and H-T.

    It is a good move to restore public confidence!
    K-Fetz as the ‘Special Prosecutor’ will clear the air in this huge scandal!

  2. Lono, Curse of
    April 18, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    New Special Prosecutor K-Fetz
    has possibly started interviewing
    potential witnesses
    in the investigation.
    K-Fetz to ask the question:

    “What did H-T, Quasar, NSBHM, and Goliath know
    and when did they know it?”

    What other CCC persons are implicated in the “Cover UP”?
    Will Quasar be a State’s Witness in order to gain immunity?
    Will H-T be a State’s Witness in order to gain immunity?
    Will they roll over?
    Word is that HSBHM has intel for K-Fetz and may be “spilling the beans” !

    This could be good.

  3. kfetz
    April 18, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    Dear Readers- Gawnews is bigger than any one giant. During this time of crisis, the gawnews audience deserves to know that Gawnews is being shepherded and led by someone who is not distracted by divisive allegations of corruptions. It has been my honor to lead Gawnews these many years. But, the lofty aspirations of Gawnews compel the conclusion that no one giant is essential to Gawnews success. It’s not about ‘me’ …its about the integrity of the position. I have total confidence in the Leadership and character of my interim replacement, Leah. I urge you to give her your full and unconditional support in this troubled time.

    Sheba El aL and the Sprout and Goliath shall withdraw, for a time, from public life. I look forward to going down to Destin Florida and wandering through the alleys and hanging out behind the seafood restraunts down there. When I return I hope to be ‘tanned, rested and ready’.

    -Goliath

  4. Earl
    April 18, 2014 at 3:40 pm

    This blog has gone from being silly to being downright inane. WTF.

  5. Lono, Curse of
    April 18, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    Monday, April 21st at 9:30 !
    That will Toon rif ic !

    in·ane (ĭn-ān′)
    adj. in·an·er, in·an·est
    One that lacks sense or substance.
    Sillyiness er.

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