Goliath Dateline Paris
Goliath is now living in the future. It is 12 noon here but six am in Jeffersonville. Goliath has been examining this here city. It was once the home of tribes known as Parsii. That was back in the days of the Gauls when Juli Caesar conquered these upstarts. First, Goliath once again take the opportunity to note that whatever else is going on, this Socialist country has awesome infrastructure. Roads are awesome.
The skys are clear. But so far the Parisians Goliath has met are very upset with the election of Hollande. They smirk and laugh his plane was struck by lightining on way to visit Ms. Merkel. Goliath ensconced in Maison de verre right by the Political science universite. Lots of pretty wimmens all over the place.
UPDATE: 7:15 pm Paris time:
Goliath happy to report the great magnificent cathedral of Notre Dame is still standing and drawing in the Rubes by the hundreds. Must say it is pretty dad blasted fine. Even better than many Heathern temples. The river Seine is floating along. Pont des beaux Arts is still there but Goliath discover lovers come here and hitch a padlock on the grate of the ballustrade. Now, in America if something like that were happening, a few dozen shills would be standing at foot of bridge selling padlocks to go. But not here. Just Lovers showing the world their love. What stories must be behind those padlocks!!!
Goliath also note, with disgust, same shabby hole in the wall hotel still standing on Rue St. Jaques what Goliath almost lost his life in back in 1979. Goliath was rolling through down and almost broke. Found the cheapest dirtbag hole to sleep in he could find. First problem it was a den of Left bank junkies. No lock on door. On the attic floor so any dad blasted junky what might drop a flame from burning up his H couuld have cause a fire what would kill Goliath in his sleep! Goliath put most memories out of his mind…aided by the old necrotic tissue..but dimly recall some Parisian putain screeming obscenities at Goliath and drawing attention of nasty boyfriend to goliath’s “personal space”. That lousy fleabag stil there! ….But Goliath NOT!!!!
Goliath thinks he may have seen Tom Galligan lurking around …but not sure. Will keep posted.
UPDATE: Goliath take a boat ride on a bateau mouche. THis here very very illuminating. However in middle of ride the boat started sinking. Goliath required to abandon ship and get out and hold gunwale up out of the water while all the wimmens and chillerns escape. Goliath nearly lose life in this here catastrophe reported on front page of all papers in Paris ….Goliath feted as NEW AMERICAN HERO!!!
All and many wimmens throws selves at Goliath’s feet including “Sylviana” what invite Goliath to her ‘flat in Nice” but Goliath remind self of obligations to Sheba El al and Sprout. Sprout is bon vivant in the cite’ and living the high life with pastries, chocolat and assorted nic nacks
Today Goliath on mission to research ‘urban walking trails’ on behalf of great city of Jeffersonville. Goliath reminded Jefferson was great friend of Parisians so this god of Indiana is beloved here also.
Maker’s Snark Episode 14: The summer fun episode!
No shoes, sunshine and booze! What is “Things required to listen to this episode?” Alex.
YMC Thinks This is Cool
Nod to Kevin for exposing myself to this.
YMC Thinks this is cool.
Straight up beatboxin’ on the GAW.
Not many readers know, but Goliath was a runner up in the midwestern beatboxing championship in 2010.
A new Saint
![]()

MEXICAN BLOODBATH CONTINUES
Goliath see today that 49 headless, handless and legless bodies were found dumped off the roadside outside Monterrey. A handpainted sign on a gate said “ZETA 100 %”. Here is a link to that story:http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/14/world/americas/police-find-49-bodies-by-a-highway-in-mexico.html?_r=1&ref=world
So Goliath thought he would check in to his favorite Mexican paper, the Juarez “El Diario” to see what was happening across the border from El Paso. Here was the top story THERE…along with this grisly photo.

Here’s the link to that story: http://www.diario.com.mx/notas.php?f=2012/05/14&id=c62e28d046112c397b29facd4921cfba
Here is another photo from the NY Times story…
Miguel Sierra/European Pressphoto Agency
Goliath headed out
Goliath is headed out on a new adventure in the next few days. The last month has been quite quiet as far as all the hub bub that usually hits the big G as people now like to call Goliath.
We have been disgusted at the erection of a statue of David gilt in gold colored tin foil for the masses as if to say a big F YOU to the peoples of louisiville and southern Indiana what might come to call on 21c. Then there is the loss of the big Insurance deal what went down back in December where the city of Jeff signed off on a two year deal with Pepper Cooper. Someone asked me about it. But, Goliath say, ‘that is just politics’…a big f you to Mike Moore from Galligan. J.W. Hardin, Goliath legal adivosor says this here deal is legal binding on Mike Moore. He just have to live with it or sue…and if he sues he will lose. (Les Merkely, sorry to disagree with your attenuated analysis).
We also have Billy Clyde…our local version of a serial killer. Billy Billy Billy, Goliath condemns you. We heard that in every dealing with life and people….you were a nothing….but this was how you became a something we guess. Too bad. We hope you go right strait to hell.
The CCADS scandal/issue/controversy is sliding into the background. Judge Fleece gave a good account. Meanwhile, the process of searching into the program is moving forward at snail pace. The AG says “not interested” so, probably this will fade into the archives of the EN. Charles King, outraged at the diversion, was defeated in the races for the County Council. So, no one will pursue it…except maybe Toxic John Perkins.
Goliath prepares to go away for awhile. The blog has become dull and pasty as there are no wars with CCC and no electric stories being reported. However, Goliath promise…before the end of the next six months we will rivet our readers with some more “inside dope” and more.
Au revoir
The Horror continues
Florence Italy Trying to Match Louisville’s 21c as documented by friend of Gawnews, L.O. Wilder 
Photo courtesy of Jacque Parsley via Facebook
And with Nicole Yates.

Geronimo and company

